When a guy’s got a date to his junior prom, rainbows shine doubly bright. Bacon tastes a little saltier. Beer is a little hoppier. (But he doesn’t have to know that one yet.)
Unicorns are a little hornier when a guy’s got a date to his junior prom. Ninjas are a little stealthier. Honey badgers give a little less of a shit.
The possibilities are endless for a guy with a date to his junior prom. (But he’d better limit those possibilities if he knows what’s good for him.) The world is packed with potential.
And it’s not even so much the junior prom itself. Hell, mine was a total disaster. It’s what that milestone represents. Life is in front of you at your junior prom. And you’re evidently ready to suit up, step up, and take life by the hand.
I’m proud to know a guy who just got a date to his junior prom.