My colon is a wonderland, Part I

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todays diet
This is my diet for the day. As you can guess, hilarity ensued.

So tomorrow I’m going in for my very first colonoscopy. (It’s a thing when you get to this age.) That means today has been spent “prepping.” Now, for the medically uninformed, “prepping” is the process of steel-wool scouring your digestive tract so that it’s shiny clean for inspection.

I absolutely do not blame the medical community for setting this standard. If I were them, I’d want every rectum I had to examine to be as smooth and clean as possible. Selfishly speaking though, it’s a pain in the ass.

Stand by for updates tomorrow.

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